Like the rest of Connecticut, we didn’t have much at stake for this particular Superbowl–but we watched it anyway. And it went a little something like this: Read the rest of this entry »
This Is How We Do Superbowl
8 02 2010Comments : Leave a Comment »
Tags: colts, saints, superbowl
Categories : Anti-Couric, Asian Persuasion, Gay Guru, Ring Nation
Middletown Explosion
7 02 2010Even we wouldn’t try and be funny about this. Our thoughts are with you.
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Tags: middletown gas plant explosion
Categories : Anti-Couric, The Currant
Support the Silver Fox
5 02 2010We plan poorly. Therefore we won’t be able to turn out, in force, to support the closest thing we’ve got to a Sugar Daddy during his next brilliant performance…so we’re asking you to.
Who is our Sugar Daddy, you ask. Well, clearly you don’t read the blog enough… Who else could it be but Colin McEnroe? And he is performing in “Love Letters” at the Little Theater of Manchester on Saturday, Feb. 6 at 8 p.m.
It’s probably better that we don’t go. Despite her usually stellar self-control, we’re not sure the Anti-Couric could keep herself from tearing off her clothes and running onto the stage while the Silver Radio Fox is reading the romantic words of A.R. Gurney aloud.
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Tags: a.r. gurney, colin mcenroe, little theater of manchest, love letters
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The Dirty
1 02 2010
Depending on how often you read this blog, or how often you chat with me, you may or may not have heard about my theory that Connecticut (specifically Fairfield County) is turning into New Jersey. All one has to do is drive down the streets and pass the McMansions and overly tanned girls in Uggs–carrying ugly Coach purses with the big “Cs” all over them–to know that the land of be-pearled WASP is no more. PrissyBitch is doing her best to bring it back, but I’m afraid it may be doomed after this: Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: gotham, jwoww, new haven, snookie, the jersey shore, the situation, visit connecticut
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Get Out Your Riot Gear!
27 01 2010I thought Dave Matthews had given up on music and was just guest-starring as a “half-wit” on House or singing terrible duets with tiny Kenny Chesney, but apparently good ole DMB is planning another assault on Hartford. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: 2010, concerts, dave matthews band, hartford
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There Is No God!
22 01 2010A just and loving God would never allow so much suffering to happen…and by suffering, I mean the pain I feel at watching Elizabeth Hasselback rattle off her political agenda at warp speed while Linda McMahon starts to look more and more like M. Jodi on ‘roids.
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Tags: elizabeth hasselback, linda mcmahon, the view
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Dear Massachusetts,
19 01 2010Comments : 1 Comment »
Tags: massholes, scott brown
Categories : Anti-Couric, The Currant
Just in case you’re one of the 7 people who haven’t seen “Rent”…
19 01 2010Comments : Leave a Comment »
Tags: broad brook, non-professional premiere, opera house players, rent
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Invasion of the Masshole
17 01 2010
Instead of heading to another Dive Bar this weekend, we took some time out of our busy schedules to attend a friend’s “space themed” party. And by “we,” I mean the PrissyBitch, myself, and Al (who you may know from such adventures as The Four-Day Birthday Extravaganza). We put quite a bit of work into our costumes: Al and I were constellations (I was Leo, she was Sagittarius) and PrissyBitch was a preppy alien. And for awhile, things were going quite well…until they weren’t. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: fight, house party, masshole
Categories : Anti-Couric, The Prime Cut
He Said/She Said: TV Executives
15 01 2010We here at The CuT have been thinking an awful lot TV executives lately. Like the rest of America, we’ve been watching two dramas play out on our screens. One is a true tragedy, unraveling in a completely devastated Haiti. The other, is a feud between a bunch of rich white guys — and we find ourselves siding with the funniest of the rich, Conan O’Brien (a fellow CT-resident, or at least he used to be). But since we’re all pissed at TV execs for different reasons, we think it’s time to air our grievances publicly. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: conan o'brien, haiti, jay leno, NBC, pat robertson
Categories : Asian Persuasion, He Said/She Said, Ring Nation
Hot Tomato’s: Just Lukewarm
11 01 2010Saturday night, The Boyfriend and I headed to Hot Tomato’s in Hartford for dinner. We had made reservations, but as we were visiting friends at Hartford Hospital, we were late and they had given our table away. I totally understand that–but the place was not that busy (an entire section was empty), and the hostess was one of those who enjoys what little power she has just a little too much. In other words, she was just plain rude–to the point where we almost left. Instead, we headed to the bar where they serve a full menu. Poor choice. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: grant's, hartford, hot tomato's, italian restaurant hartford
Categories : Asian Persuasion, Review This
New Year’s Eve in Da Beat
11 01 2010
I was looking at some photos on The Courant’s website of NYE parties in Hartford. I didn’t see anything very interesting, except a pattern of sorts where the girls get dressed up like they’re going to the Grammys (in much warmer weather), and the dudes dress like they’re getting drunk at a sports bar. See for yourself.
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Tags: hartford, new year's eve, parties
Categories : Anti-Couric, The Prime Cut






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