Justin Long (in case you weren't sure who I was t alking about).
So, I’m sitting here at work, chatting over the cucbicle wall with my co-worker when she tells me this story:
She was at a bar on Thanksgiving Eve when she spotted her brother’s friend with a dude that looked like Justin Long of “I’m a MAC” fame. Also, he dated Drew Barrymore, and may still be doing so but no one cares.
My first conclusion was that it was, in fact, Justin Long–since he was on my train last year when I was on my way home for Turkey Day. But no, it was his brother. Boooo!
John Mayer is just like the rest of us Nutmeggers.
The friend later went to some sort of house party, where not only was the real Justin Long in attendence but so was giant-headed, Jen Anniston-dating, possibly-constipated (at least according to his facial expressions), sorta-funny, depressed-dude crooner John Mayer.
Moral of the story: Even though John Mayer bangs hot chicks like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Anniston while singing creepy tunes, such as “Your Body is a Wonderland,” and using wicked sweet CT-isms like “white hats” in his songs, he still has time to frequent the whack parties of friends and family, just like the rest of us.
People know way too much about John Mayer’s life:
http://femalefirst.co.uk/board/post2839257.html
Drew dumped Justin Long this summer. He was later spotted making out with Kirsten Dunst, but she was apparently so embarrassed by him that she denied even having met him for more than a couple of seconds. I think his current flavor is Tila Tequila.
who hangs out in LA with another friend of The Cut (but not by said friend’s choice)
i’m not sure what anonymous’ comment means? is colin mcenroe having an affair with tila tequila?
it was me…and not not colin.