The Anti-Couric
Likes: Social-justice; fine lager; investigative journalism; Krav Maga
Dislikes: Karl Rove; Hummers; the military industrial complex
Quote: “Every tool is a weapon, if you hold it right.” – Ani DiFranco
The Prissy Bitch
Likes: Cosmos; pearls; argyle; tennis; making fun of poor people; golf; being a bitch; judging
Dislikes: Most people; Massachusetts; bargain racks
Quote: “You’re tacky and I hate you.” – School of Rock
Ring Nation
Likes: New Haven pizza; Sirius; the cinema; trash talking; high school and college football; hair metal; “Entourage”; solar panels.
Dislikes: Poor radio reception; medical insurance companies; automated phone prompts; New York traffic; Boston accents; bumper stickers; ring tones.
Quote: “I’m voting for Obama because for years, the White House basketball team has been terrible.” – Artie Lange
Asian Persuasion
Likes: Dumplings; monkeys; Irish whiskey; do-gooding; Red Sox; arts & crafts
Dislikes: Overly nice people; lines; slackers; creamsicles
Quote: “Crucify the insincere tonight.” – Smashing Pumpkins
The Gay Guru
Likes: Assisting the huddled masses with sage advice; rubber-necking past highway traffic accidents; Medellin, Colombia; discounts; games of chance
Dislikes: Hypocrisy; other people who rubber-neck past traffic accidents
Quote: “…this is a cat that goes around saying, “Your lifestyle’s is fucked up, and your lifestyle’s fucked up,’ and he walks on his tippy-toes like this….” -Whoopi Goldberg, Fontaine…Why am I Straight? – 1984
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The Others
Dr. Gold is just that, a golden doctor. Between patients she occasionally finds time to write for The CuT, but she can’t prescribe drugs, so don’t even ask.
LeahBeah – If you are digging the photo of the Capitol Building from our banner, the Asian Persuasion’s photo, or the Editrix’s headshot, you should tell LeahBeah…
or pay her for her photographic services, ’cause we sure don’t.
Ace of Bass will rock your world with her super groovy tunes, and when she’s not doing that, she helps us out here at The CuT by writing some rockin’ articles.
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