It isn’t often that I decide I want to get dressed up, haul myself out into the night, and hang out in a crowded club packed with people in shiny clothes and pointy shoes. But when I do, I usually say to myself, “I’d really like to kill two birds with one stone tonight, and get roofied while shopping for a clown fish!” Luckily, I live in Connecticut where one can seamlessly combine your interest in dancing with your interest in exotic fish….or at least you could until this weekend. (Thanks Obama!)
According to NBCConnecticut.com, “Police busted an illegal night club at a former exotic fish and pet store in New Haven early Saturday morning.”
Sadly, I no longer know where I can go to see beta fish fight and see two grown ass women in clothes from Forever 21 fight over one man without a job. I guess I’ll just have to go back to sitting on my couch and watching Switched At Birth all weekend.
Apparently Enfield High School had to cancel its production of American Idiot because there are still parents out there who think their teenagers are not completely depraved monsters. Because I am too poor to attend Broadway musicals, I’ve never seen the show. Here’s what Wikipedia has to say about its subject matter:
The story, expanded from that of the concept album, centers on three disaffected young men, Johnny, Will, and Tunny. Johnny and Tunny flee a stifling suburban lifestyle and parental restrictions, while Will stays home to work out his relationship with his pregnant girlfriend, Heather. The former pair look for meaning in life and try out the freedom and excitement of the city. Tunny quickly gives up on life in the city, joins the military, and is shipped off to war. Johnny turns to drugs and finds a part of himself that he grows to dislike, has a relationship and experiences lost love.
It’s almost laughable to think that any Broadway musical is too risque for the high school crowd, but it’s even more ridiculous that one that deals so directly with the issues affecting them would be deemed unacceptable…even after they reworked it to be more “suitable.” (more…)
We need to apologize. Somehow we missed last week’s story about a bunch of half-naked Glastonbury dudes on a calendar. This is more embarrassing because I’d actually seen ads for this things around for months and I basically put it out of my head. I pictured guys with dad bods posing next to their BMW SUVs and my eyes glazed over. Turns out, it looks more like this:
Setting aside the fact that they forced a child into this Full Monty-esque calendar, this is pretty genius. I can’t think of anything more boring than the Glastonbury Chamber of Commerce — which this calendar is raising money for — but throw some hot naked dudes in the mix and I AM IN! (more…)
The Lazy Interviewer is back and barely paying attention to an interview with Hartford’s own Carolyn Paine. You may know her from CONNetic Dance, The Colin McEnroe Show, or the Whole Foods hot bar. We caught up with her during her last week of rehearsals for The Nutcracker Suite & Spicy, which you should definitely be going to and opens on Friday night.
What are you doing with yourself this holiday season? Whatever it was, forget it and head over to a uniquely Hartford event!
It’s “Giving Tuesday” and though we have given you lots of ideas for how and where to give over the years, this year we’d like to suggest you help one particular organization reach a fundraising goal in order to take advantage of the additional generosity of the Newman’s Own Foundation.
This is a great organization that does a whole lot more than just find homes for dogs and cats. Their trainers volunteer their time at local shelters to help dogs become more adoptable, and help provide low cost training to people with dogs who have problem behaviors. Let’s help them build another rescue cottage!
GET OUT OF THE ROAD! (Matt Madd, Flickr Creative Commons)
I never really trust any of these “Best Cities for…” lists, but I’m choosing to believe that Hartford is, in fact, the third worst metro-area for yoga instructors. I like yoga as much as the next person. I enjoy stretching and relaxing, and trying not to make any embarrassing noises . But this study confuses me in a way that I find entirely unpleasant. (more…)
Last night my Facebook feed filled with something that brought pure, unadulterated joy to my life: News broke that Netflix will be bringing Gilmore Girls back. Sort of.
After I scraped myself off the floor–yes, I passed out–I started thinking about what fortuitous timing this was. A couple weeks back, I started listening to the Gilmore Guys podcast. My world is sad and cold without new antics from the Stars Hollow crew to warm up my cold, autumn nights. But hearing the guys talk about the show helped me see it through new eyes…including all the stuff that either a) people don’t understand about Connecticut b) the show got wrong about Connecticut. So, before Amy Sherman Palladino gets to give the show the end it deserved, we need to have a little chat. (Also, maybe we can help out anyone looking for The Gilmore Girls Experience.) (more…)