Live Free or Die

This might be the best story ever:

State police said a New Hampshire man has been arrested for allegedly urinating on an employee of the Foxwoods Resort Casino.

Scott Curtis, 39, of Goffstown, N.H., was arrested early Monday after police said he began urinating inside a concourse trash can and then on a casino employee.

I knew people from New Hampshire can be pretty hardcore–toting rifles and and deer carcasses to the giant liquor barns–but I was completely gobsmacked to see that they were now driving all the way down to our fair Nutmeg State just to gamble and piss on our people.

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