Kung-F-U

A couple of geniuses tried to rob a restaurant using knives. In case the irony is lost on you, I will explain: this is funny because restaurants have lots of very sharp knives in them.

The chef at the Hartford restuarant, simply used his butcher’s knife to fend of the idiots with what were probably nothing more that Swiss Army knives. On top of all the rest of this idiocy,  the restaurant happened to serve Chinese food. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say the cook was very likely Chinese.

While the Asian Persuasion is living proof that not all Chinese people know martial arts, I think it’s a safe bet to say that there was a better chance this guy knew Kung Fu than the “chef” at the McDonald’s down the road.

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