Coolest Connecticut Principal Ever

East Beat, how do I love thee, let me counts the ways?

1. You can always be counted on to produce at least one stripper-related story a month

2. Um….

Never mind, this counting thing is for suckers…and people who don’t live in towns where school principals arrange drug deals. Just read this:

An assistant principal turned herself in today on charges of risk of injury to a minor and tampering with a witness after she allegedly sent a student to buy drugs from another student “in an attempt to catch the other student selling drugs,” police said.

My middle school principal rode a motorcycle, played the drums, and had an earring, but as far as I know he never arranged a drug deal…and therefore, he has just been replaced as Coolest Connecticut Principal Ever.

Sorry, Dr. R!


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