Local Douche Update: No Oozing This Early in the Morning

Driving to work this morning I had to admit something to myself: I think John Mayer is funny.

Connecticut’s own Mr. Mayer was on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show while I was driving to work and, frankly, he had me laughing out loud. What’s more alarming is that, if I had any musical ability, I’d be convinced we share a brain.This may simply be because we’re both smart people, with consciences, who grew up surrounded by rich people and therefore honed our wit to a dagger’s point.

I’m still not convinced he’s a musical genius, but I am now willing to admit he’s funny…even though my hero, Chelsea Handler, disagrees.