Oh man… this just means I can never go to the beach again.
The government of Brazil is opening a consulate in a long abandoned bank branch at Market and State streets in the ground floor of One Constitution Plaza, attracted by the street-level location on a bus line.
I’ll be staying away from the beaches where my ass will look fatter and whiter than ever. But I will also beware of diplomatic license plates…if “Law & Order” has taught me anything, it’s that diplomats* can’t be trusted.
*I’m not even sure consulates have diplomats.