One has to wonder if you should be laughing at this story. What if the guy was stealing copious amounts of Colby Jack to feed his kids?
Police arrested a man they say stole four blocks of cheese from a local grocery store and pulled a knife on the manager when he tried to stop the theft…
The manager of the Save-A-Lot at 1200 Park St. saw Ash stuffing cheese into his pocket at 8:21 a.m. Monday. When he confronted him, Ash drew a steak knife and slashed at the manager but missed, Hartford police Sgt. Christene Mertes said.
Let us not judge; instead, buy a hunk of fatty cheese and donate it to your local shelter.