Not Yo’ Cheese

One has to wonder if you should be laughing at this story. What if the guy was stealing copious amounts of Colby Jack to feed his kids?

Police arrested a man they say stole four blocks of cheese from a local grocery store and pulled a knife on the manager when he tried to stop the theft…

The manager of the Save-A-Lot at 1200 Park St. saw Ash stuffing cheese into his pocket at 8:21 a.m. Monday. When he confronted him, Ash drew a steak knife and slashed at the manager but missed, Hartford police Sgt. Christene Mertes said.

Let us not judge; instead, buy a hunk of fatty cheese and donate it to your local shelter.