Assault With Deadly Cat Puke

I have often threatened to leave cat poop in my old roommate’s bed as a punishment for him claiming to have had sex in my bed when I was away…but I have yet to actually go through with it. Which is why I admire the follow-through of this awesome dude from Meriden:

She told police Junkonski threw garbage containing cat vomit at her, followed by a remote control. She said Junkonski threatened her life, saying “I ought to drown you in the toilet.”

While police were interviewing the woman, Junkonski returned to the scene and became uncooperative.

The man locked himself in a bathroom and when officers forced their way in, he was Tasered when he refused to show his hands to police.

Bravo, Mr. Junkonski. Bravo!