Slick Willy

(JOHN WOIKE / HARTFORD COURANT / September 26, 2010)

Despite wanting to be a Cougar someday, I’ve got a bit of a thing for Silver Foxes. So you can imagine how excited I was to hear President Bill Clinton was here in the Nutmeg State…and how disappointed I was that I didn’t get to make out with him.

Clinton is, after all, the Alpha dog of all the Silver Foxes. It’s hard to sound smart through that accent of his, but he never fails to amaze me. He  can get me all hot and bother about whatever it is he’s talking about, even if it is Dick Blumenthal (who, btw, just might be the only person in America who could turn me off enough to keep me from putting the moves on Slick Willy).