One Helluva a Sandwich

Is it sad that what sticks out about this story is how much better this guy eats than I do?

Instead of putting his groceries in the cart, Christopher Cannizzaro, 51, shoved Virginia ham and provolone cheese down his pants, police tell the Greenwich Time.

If that were me, I’d have turkey and Land-O-Lakes white American cheese in my pants.

From Like_the_Grand_Canyon, Flickr Creative Commons