I really, really love TextsFromLastNight.com. So far I haven’t managed to be hilarious enough to get a post accepted…but I’m trying.
So this is why I haven't seen my slutty friend in days.
Sounds like my last 3 boyfriends.
Now I understand: It's this kind of hostility that keeps me from having a successful relationship.
When did my mom learn how to text?
It's times like these that you wish you could see the whole phone number.
A sad comment on the state of the economy.
Finally, a text that makes me feel good about myself.
I don't even eat eggs benedict but this made me LOL.