The 860 Gets Wild Ya’ll

I really, really love TextsFromLastNight.com. So far I haven’t managed to be hilarious enough to get a post accepted…but I’m trying.

So this is why I haven't seen my slutty friend in days.

Sounds like my last 3 boyfriends.

Now I understand: It's this kind of hostility that keeps me from having a successful relationship.

When did my mom learn how to text?

It's times like these that you wish you could see the whole phone number.

A sad comment on the state of the economy.

Finally, a text that makes me feel good about myself.

I don't even eat eggs benedict but this made me LOL.

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