The Gay Guru has been hiding out in Las Vegas for a couple weeks now, but he informed me that he’ll be returning ASAP as he does not want to miss lawnmower stealing season.
EAST LYME, Conn. (WTNH) – A man is facing charges for stealing a lawnmower from a school in East Lyme.
Police say Trombley told them he was drunk and looking for a place to sleep when he broke into a trailer behind East Lyme High School. He was looking for the keys to the school when he spotted keys to a Scag Mower and decided to go on a joy ride instead.
FYI: I’ve already decided to hire this guy to mow the lawn at my haunted house.