Spring Has Officially Sprung

The Gay Guru has been hiding out in Las Vegas for a couple weeks now, but he informed me that he’ll be returning ASAP as he does not want to miss lawnmower stealing season.

EAST LYME, Conn. (WTNH) – A man is facing charges for stealing a lawnmower from a school in East Lyme.

Police say Trombley told them he was drunk and looking for a place to sleep when he broke into a trailer behind East Lyme High School. He was looking for the keys to the school when he spotted keys to a Scag Mower and decided to go on a joy ride instead.

FYI: I’ve already decided to hire this guy to mow the lawn at my haunted house.

By maraker, Flickr Creative Commons

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