Texts from Last Night: People I Know, or Want to Know

I lived with this girl. I was amazed by the things she could cure with marijuana. It was weird that glaucoma wasn't on the list.

I believe this one came from a friend's ex, who was known for drinking a lot of Captain Morgan and occasionally throwing a mug at her other-half's head.

I don't actually know these people...but God how I wish I did.

This could be about the Gay Guru, Clamp, or both. There's no way to be sure.

I don't remember getting this text from my ex, but I must have...