County: Litchefield County
Size: 38.1 square miles
History: According to Wikipedia, New Hartford has no history. Seriously, there is not section devoted to the town’s history. Over on the town’s official site, they have maps that are apparently supposed to tell us something about the history…but I’m not good with maps. It’s probably safe to say it was taken by the Indians at some point, and there are a few things on the National Historic Register.
Something Weird: It’s home to Satan’s Kingdom. What’s weirder than that?