Last week we wondered if Connecticut was home to especially weird sex criminals. This week we’re wondering if our perpetrators of domestic violence are even dumber than their dumb-as-shit brethren. If you haven’t already heard, Glastonbury police had the pleasure of arresting a man for alleged stalking and there were no high-speed (or even O.J.-style low-speed) car chases. No… instead, police just walked across the street when the object of the man’s (apparently obsessive) affection pointed out the window and said the man — who already had a restraining order and a couple of family court cases pending — was sitting in the parking lot across the road.
I’m hoping the cops cross referenced the guy’s fingerprints with the FBI’s Wanted List, though, ’cause if I saw this guy on the street I’d assume he was a mobster in hiding.