Looking for Love? We’ve Got You Covered

We know our readers are very important, very busy people. And you’re probably also looking for love if you have the time sit around reading our nonsense, so we thought we’d help you out this Valentine’s Day.

A little something for the gold diggers out there:

Here’s a cheap date for the broke college dudes out there. If you’ve got a meal plan, she’s all yours:

If the silver foxes can buy their way into your heart, then we think the cougars should get equal consideration:

During our search we found a couple of scumbags who are perfect for each other:

If you’re Avril Lavigne, we’ve found your dream one-night stand:

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus:

You’re welcome, ladies: