Dog Abuse From the Future

According to this story from WFSB, a Plainville man punched his girlfriend’s dog…tomorrow?

I don’t really want to explain, just please note that I’m writing this on Tuesday, March 20.

This is a weird, futuristic take on the old “man bite’s dog” story. And who punches a dog? Douches, that’s who. Also, his hair is gross.

Unfortunately, WFSB distracted me from concentrating on how much the dude at the center of this sucks with their ability to tell news in the future. Kind of like how Coach Eric Taylor used to get newspapers from the future.

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