I know you’ve been wondering just when the heck we’ll be crowning the next Miss Connecticut… I mean, haven’t we all? Well, you’re in luck because on June 30 we’ll be picking a new Miss Connecticut. All you have to do is haul yourself down to the Garde Arts Center in New London if you want to see this momentous occasion. And we’ll be picking our state’s big-haired, overly made up representative from young women with such dubious titles as Miss Bristol, Miss Greater Waterbury (not to be confused with Miss Brass City), Miss Hartford who is not the same as Miss Capitol Region.
I wonder if we’ll be invited to be judges on the panels.