Brothers Fight Over “Shared” Girlfriend

Some girl in Manchester is living the dream… If your dream is to get nailed by two losers who look alike. I mean, these dudes aren’t exactly the Afflecks…or the Baldwins… or even the Londons. Unfortunately, this creepy arangement ended in both her boyfriends getting arrested.

Apparently this couple (errrr…triple?) isn’t quite as organized as the SisterWives, because on New Year’s Eve they got into a scuffle over whose turn it was to hump their shared girlfriend. Seems to me she should have been the deciding vote, but apparently this arrangement isn’t as high-minded and feminist as it might seem on the surface.

What I’m really confused about here is who the hell called the police?