IBS Strikes Again

This may be my favorite story…ever… Evvvvvver!

We’ve all been there! Struck with the urge to take a giant, stinky dump at the worst possible time… like when you’re breaking into a house… or in the Home Depot, or whatever. For most of us, though, our uncontrollable IBS doesn’t end with us getting arrested like it did for the big guy:

Police interrupted two burglary suspects in Bridgeport, including one who was found sitting on a toilet inside the Bridgeport apartment he allegedly broke into and ransacked.

I mean, for the average person, the worst thing that happens when you have angry bowels is having to say, “Ooops, I crapped my pants!”

Well, I guess he’ll think twice about having a burrito for lunch before he breaks into his next house.