Dave Chapelle Hates Hartford, I Continue to Hate Dude-Bros

The only time I go to The Meadows (I refuse to learn its new name) is if someone gives me free tickets to a show I don’t hate. Someone should have told Dave Chapelle about my rule, because he is hilarious and now I’m pissed off that thanks to the very Dude-Bros who drove me away from The Meadows, I probably won’t get to see Chapelle live unless I want to drive for a couple hours.


For the next week, I’m gonna kick every guy I see wearing a college hat right square in his junk as payback.