Connecticut Wants to Sex You Up (for about 3 minutes)

I don’t know who the brave souls using the Spreadsheets app (there are so many entendres in there) or how you know when to begin and end your timer, but thanks for helping put us way out in front of those losers in Alaska and Florida. We’re assuming foreplay can’t possibly be included in these times, but since we don’t intend on putting a stopwatch on our sexual activity it doesn’t effect us.

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