Let’s, for a moment, pretend that the internet’s favorite dress is hanging in Nordstrom’s at Westfarms. We’ll be talking about it later today on The Colin McEnroe Show so I’m looking for a link to Connecticut so I can write about it here. And because one doesn’t exist, I’ll just make it up.
Here’s my assessment: The dress is ugly. Stop talking about it.
Let’s go back to talking about the llamas.