Are you a gardener?
As soon as it starts to get warm in the Spring I start itching to get outside and turn the barren hellscape of my raised beds after a long winter into a fertile playground. I’ve even joined some gardening groups on Facebook, including one where the members like to grow stuff and share an interest in true crime. So you can imagine the buzz that went through this group when the story broke that some complete and utter monster has stolen a zucchini from a library garden in Stamford… AND REPLACED IT WITH A CUCUMBER!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE someone stole a zucchini from our library garden and left a cucumber in its place. any leads in this case are appreciated pic.twitter.com/qJ7QYPAmhx
— Marissa Bucci (@village_witch16) August 8, 2017
The news of this heinous crime made it all the way to Jezebel (which I stopped reading a long time ago because it made me hate literally everyone!)